Thanks,
pisica :)
1. He's sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
Inspector Rex
2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Cheese. And skip the salad kthxbye.
3. What's one food he doesn't like?
Mushrooms. Because he doesn’t eat his close relatives. Or something.
4. You go out to the bar. What does he order?
The sweetest, girliest drink imaginable.
5. Where did he go to high school?
6. What size shoe does he wear?
Boat-sized.
7. If he were to collect anything, what would it be?
Socks.
8. What is his favourite type of sandwich?
Cheese. And condiments like tomato and pesto. With cheese. And extra cheese. And cheese.
9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
Cheese. And he can. And he does.
10. What is his favourite cereal?
Is cheese a cereal? No? Then muesli, I guess.
11. What would he never wear?
I’m not sure we can ever say ‘never’.
12. What is his favourite sports team?
Probably the Australian cricket team, but I’m too afraid to ask in case he tells me.
13. Who will he vote for?
The big fat leftie. :).
14. Who is his best friend?
The dog? And the guy who looks like Father Ted.
15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?
Treat salt as a major food group.
16. How many states has he lived in?
Two.
17. What is his heritage?
Scottish and English and German and, I think, Irish as well.
18. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
I buy him a cheesecake from an emporium.
19. Did he play sports in high school?
I highly doubt it.
20. What could he spend hours doing?
Telling people they are WRONG on the internet. Eating cheese. Having Quality Dog Time. Drinking awful, awful wine.
